Thursday, October 11, 2007

Does That Include You?

In case you hadn't noticed here, here, or here -- I think Ann Coulter is an irrational, self-loathing idiot.

Her latest echolalial tangent involves the role of single women (a demographic which inexplicably includes soccer moms in the hallucinatory sovereign world of Coulter) and the continued existence of the Democratic Party. Well, duh! Who but a rich white man (or a brainwashed christianazi) is going to vote Republican? The law of mathematics would then mean that once you subtract the rich, white men from the population of voters, those voting for Democrats would include a majority of females. This isn't some kind of genius insight Ann.

But what exactly do you mean by the following statement?

"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat (sic) president"

-- Ann Coulter

When you received your lobotomy did they also remove your genitals as well as your ability to correctly use the English language? Or is it just the brain damage caused by years of starvation which causes you to forget your gender? Are you willing to give up your own right to vote for the greater good of the Big Oil Party? Are you actually an android being controlled by the Greys via remote so that they can continue uninterrupted in their plans to gentically re-engineer the human race by convincing the christianazis that their space fleet is actually a cadre of angels come to bring the rapture?

Seek therapy immediately, Ann. Also, stop smoking crack before appearing on television. It's bad form.

Why does anyone still let Ann speak in public? Come on, Rupert! Even you must know better by now.


Pelmo said...

Only in America. The bigger an ass you are, the more air time you get. Say something stupid and you are on every news program and talk show around, and your books fly of the shelves.

Say something intelligent, and you will be ignored.

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Her argument is: women overwhelmingly vote Democrat. Men overwhelmingly vote Republican. So, take away the right for women to vote and voila--endless Republican fascista horseshit, election after election.

I'd be all for the Republicans if they actually did what they said, which is: stay out of my wallet, spend less, let people make their own choices. Instead, we get the goddamm moral police. I say, fuck the load of 'em and be done with it.

Vote Libertarian.

La Sirena said...

Pelmo -- I think it's some weird exagerration of the impulse to gape at a car wreck; or it used to be. Perhaps it's developed a life of its own.

Nigel -- I think the days of small government Republicans are over. We definitely need to get away from the 2 party system. I agree with some things Libertarian and others, not so much.

Pavel Chekov said...

By Pelmo's reckoning, I should be famous by now.

Look to the Adam's apple to see the reasoning behind this androgynous psychopath's ramblings.

When america stops listening to Ann Coulter, the terrorists win.

Love your blog, by the way.

La Sirena said...

You are famous, Mr. Chekov.

I have heard the Ann/ Arthur Coulter adam's apple theory before, which might explain some of her misogyny... but Ann is just not nearly as tolerant as you would expect someone who has gone through the drama of trans-sexuality to be.

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