Tuesday, September 16, 2008

"I'm Selling You to the Gypsies!"

My parents always told us that when we were little and being naughty/ annoying/ mouthy. I always wished they would. It seemed like a very romantic, glamorous life to me. But I'll get my reward someday. See below...



Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...

Gypsy Camp



You sing! You dance! You flee from the authorities!


You were a bit difficult to place, because you like civilization and humanity -- but when it comes to work, you don't really fit into the system, the ruts and the rituals, that modern civilization embraces. You like your own ways... your old ways.

We've placed you among a hardy Gypsy family. They'll have you plucking a violin before you can talk, and dancing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your horses are members of your family. You get to wear lots of shiny things.

We expect that you'll have a good life. Even if your people are surrounded by a world where they don't really fit in, they have each other, an oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. We know you'll make the most of it!


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9 comments:

JoeC said...

I'm coming back as a Lol Cat!? Guess one has to be careful when trying to learn more about oneself...might not like what one finds. But a cat?! A freakin' cat!?

La Sirena said...

You must have incredible karma to get to come back as a cat. Cats lay around in the sun, get pet and worshipped and fed, and get to be all noble about it, too.

I had a friend who had a theory that if you were a REALLY good person in this life, you would get to come back as a beloved pet.

He also believed if you were a REALLY, REALLY good person, you got to come back as a tree.

JoeC said...

Ok, well, now that you put it that way, I feel mucho better :-)

La Sirena said...

Meow!

I.:.S.:. said...

That diagram is f-in brilliant. I was sure there'd be a place on it for me somewhere, but me I got the Reclusive Artist paper...

La Sirena said...

Reclusive artists can be good. Did you get a good diagram?

I.:.S.:. said...

I didn't get a diagram but I saved yours. I got an old photo of the gaunt tubercular face with cigarette hanging from lip of some famous French artist or writer, I've seen the photo before, it's pre-WW2 but I'm not sure who it is.

Oh goddamit but look at my profile shot I only just realised the similarity. Maybe I'm misanthropic to some extent but I don't know where they got the artist or recluse bit. I'd better mend my ways or I'll reincarnate as a grouchy socially maladjusted scribbler. or wait 1sec......

Butchie said...

I threaten to sell my daughter to the gypsies constantly. Sometimes I point out gypsies to her and she grabs me really tight and says "Don't let them steal me, Daddy." I guess I'm mean.

La Sirena said...

Butch -- Just don't complain when she runs off in a renovated technicolor school bus with a bunch of strange, sexy violin players.

I:S:, I do know that photograph!