Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.


This audacity of theirs is not new.



Oh, Dick!!! I Want To Ream You!!!

Cheney, Cheney, Cheney


Mine own ravenous vampire


My Midas zombie king!!!


Go and run far away.



Just run and run and run


Take your lead heart


and your thirst and your hunger


To lie, to sneer, to kill



I caress your lily white hands


Soft as the Pillsbury Doughboy


You are soft as the Pillsbury Doughboy


Because you are old and impotent




And this is why you kill children

And this is why you kill mothers

And this is why you plunge drills

Deep into the earth's core


Because you are impotent


And so we all shall suffer

Your hanging flag

And your long shotgun

Your long, long shotgun



For you are not a man.

But you are from Wyoming

And know the glacier

Of inadequacy.



And so you kill babies

And so you kill Americans

And so you kill Iraqis

And so you kill everyone

You shoot your friends

You rape civilization

You rape the constitution

With your lily-white hands

And your limp Dick Cheney

In Hell you will be spread

Shot and speared and reamed,


Forever and ever again and again...

1 comment:

JoeC said...

Dang, that's one of the most eloquent vents I've ever read. Dick seems totally encapable of empathetic thought, so even when he's in hell getting retribution, I'm not sure he'll understand why the world loathes him so. He's Dick Cheney! He's an old rich powerful white American. It's his manifest destiny to rule the world and subjugate whole third-world countries. Black is black; white is white; and Cheney is better than others. That's just the way it is, in his sick peanut-sized mind.