Why? Surely (you are thinking to yourself) W will be gone in a year. But we must impeach him anyway,
- because of 9/11 happening due to his negligence and on his watch and yet he dares to use it to terrify us;
- because hundreds of thousands are dying worldwide because of his thirst for oil profits;
- because since he stole office, most of us want to emigrate to Canada;
- because he lied about Iraq;
- because he is lying about Iran;
- because he and his staff committed treason by outing the entire undercover intelligence unit in Iraq and Iran and are putting our military in jeopardy in that region without the benefit of intelligence;
- because he has set back progressive environmental procedures and policies at least 25 years, rendering this planet poisonous for my future great-grandchildren;
- because he has ignored the Geneva Convention
- because he has rolled back habeus corpus
- because of these and so very many reasons
- and now for the latest...
While he causes all of these horrible, terrible dramas worldwide, he makes a movie for real and true... starring his damned scotch terriers, the Drunken Twins, the Stepford Wife, Alan Jackson (who should now return all of his gold records and music awards) and Tony Blair (who should probably be evicted from the UK).