Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Don't Be So Jealous Of Me

Among the 734 messages waiting patiently in my spambox:

1. 3 FREE bottles of Man-XL

2. Free smokes: Camels or "Marlbros".

3. A $1000 gift card from Home Depot.

4. A FREE lifetime membership to WebCamGirlz

5. Up to 4 FREE nights in Cancun, Napa or Vegas, baby.

6. A google success kit

7. $5000 or 5 free ring tones

8. The opportunity to flush up to 20 excess pounds from my colon

9. A netfun greeting card which was really a virus.

10. An invitation to party with an incredible celebrity known as Vanilla Ice.

Don't worry. I'm working on a regular entry.

6 comments:

Pelmo said...

Your the one that always gets the exciting spam. I just get the usual Depends adds and they aren't even on sale.

La Sirena said...

Hmmmm....

Big Brother must be tracking your online shopping habits. But you'd think they could at least send you a coupon.

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

I once saw Vanilla Ice wandering around the Atlanta airport. This was years after his "hit". He still looked the same...but no one cared.

La Sirena said...

"Ice, Ice, Baby"...

Did anyone even care then?

twit said...

Is he still sucking Satan's cock?

La Sirena said...

Goodness, I hope not. He certainly isn't getting anything for it anymore.