Bad Boys & Badder Women (Crazy Bad II)

"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."
Walt Whitman

I used to be hopelessly attracted to crazy bad boys -- well, I still am -- but lately I find that I'm just a little less crazy and much, much badder than the lot of them. I try to play it off...act like a lady, but the truth is I've surpassed my teachers, and the rough boys I've known and loved just seem like so many pasty crybabies. As in "Boo-hoo, my throat hurts." "Boo-hoo, I only have $7 until payday." "Boo-hoo, you're so mean." "Boo-hoo, I have to go to work."
Yuck! So NOT sexy!