"I'm Selling You to the Gypsies!"

My parents always told us that when we were little and being naughty/ annoying/ mouthy. I always wished they would. It seemed like a very romantic, glamorous life to me. But I'll get my reward someday. See below...

Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...

Gypsy Camp

You sing! You dance! You flee from the authorities!

You were a bit difficult to place, because you like civilization and humanity -- but when it comes to work, you don't really fit into the system, the ruts and the rituals, that modern civilization embraces. You like your own ways... your old ways.

We've placed you among a hardy Gypsy family. They'll have you plucking a violin before you can talk, and dancing before you can walk. The road is your home, and your horses are members of your family. You get to wear lots of shiny things.

We expect that you'll have a good life. Even if your people are surrounded by a world where they don't really fit in, they have each other, an oasis of compatibility in an unbalanced world. We know you'll make the most of it!

Take Reincarnation Placement Exam at HelloQuizzy

Braaaains ... need brains....

I wrote a test on OK Cupid and you should take it and rate it (because I entered it in the geekery contest.)

Go, now before the zombies get you. Have fun!

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-zombie-pandemic-personality-test

I Love Quizzes...

The Tri-Variable Personality Test (qualified psychologist) ... Test

Your Score: The Modernist

You scored 42Artist, 30 Philosopher, 27 Scientist!

You represent all that is hypermodern in thinking and existing in today's society. You live a very active and agile mental life, combining it with sporadic activities that involve intense personal expression (art, blogging, etc.) As opposed to the other types, your thinking style is a combination of: methodical, artistic and introspective. This means you are at different points in time capable of: valuing something, imagining it spatially, and enjoying its value experientially. You are likely highly literate, but you are a jack of all trades in that no particular field captures your fancy entirely. You may find yourself involved in a range of activities; make sure you are comfortable with your own identity and that you do not neglect any of the major aspects of thought. There could potentially be a propensity for skiddishness or flightiness. Furthermore, you are very easy going as a friend and partner ... easily absorbing the personalities around you, but not committing to any side in particular. Quote from a Modernist: "People often think I'm flip flopping on my opinons, when in reality, I'm just seeing many sides to something." Examples of Modernists: Tony Blair, Leonardo Da Vinci, Aristotle

Link: The Tri-Variable Personality Test (qualified psychologist) ... Test written by divncom on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(divncom)

I Am a Jedi, But You Already Knew That ...

Your Score: Jedi

You scored 63 Oral Bio., 52 Anal Geog., 52 Mental Modeland

50 Moral Sexual!

The Jedi - NDLM - New Dominant Logical Moral explores the universe The Jedi does. Ready to fight, to help, to lead, the Jedi are. Jedi favor logical plans, and tend to be more morally aligned. Jedi prefer to be in control and often show a special fondness for philosophy, psychology, and teaching. May the force be with you.

Common Possible Match: The Gilligan Common Possible Enemy: The Lunatic

Link: The First 4 Circuits Test written by gnarlsdarkly on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: The butterfly

You scored 50% monkey, 16% toucan, 33% jaguar, 0% meerkat

You are one who simply flutters about in life not particulary attached to any group. You do not fit in life's typical categories. Your mood can affect your day and who you hang out with or not. Somedays you like the outdoors, while other days you would rather stay inside....you may however also suffer from a lack of motivation. Though when motivated you can accomplish great things.

Link: The animal personality test Test written by the-anti-whore on OkCupid , home of the The Dating Persona Test

Painting by Kazuya Akimoto.

Life Aboard the African Queen

More silliness. I'll get serious soon.

The Classic Dames Test

Your Score: Katharine Hepburn

You scored 11% grit, 47% wit, 42% flair, and 9% class!

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

Your Score: Humphrey Bogart

You scored 35% Tough, 19% Roguish, 33% Friendly, and 14% Charming!

You're the original man of honor, rough and tough but willing to stick your neck out when you need to, despite what you might say to the contrary. You're a complex character full of spit and vinegar, but with a soft heart and a tender streak that you try to hide. There's usually a complicated dame in the picture, someone who sees the real you behind all the tough talk and can dish it out as well as you can. You're not easy to get next to, but when you find the right partner, you're caring and loyal to a fault. A big fault. But you take it on the chin and move on, nursing your pain inside and maintaining your armor...until the next dame walks in. Or possibly the same dame, and of all the gin joints in all the world, it had to be yours. Co-stars include Ingrid Bergman and Lauren Bacall, hot chicks with problems.

Take the Classic Leading Man Test.

If You Only Knew How True ...

According to the test, my heroic death is to be...

...Mauled by orphans

You are 58% Heroic!

Not many people know this, but orphans are purely carnivorous, and very dangerous in packs. Keep that in mind when you show up at the orphanage to donate that vegetarian meat loaf with salad and soy milk.

Link: The Heroic Death Test written by xploded_face on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Archetype

"The upheaval of our world and the upheaval of our consciouness are one and the same."

-- CG Jung, The Spiritual Problem of Modern Man

Thanks, Neal!

You scored as C.G. Jung. You are more of a spiritualist than would be immediately apparent. Some of your notions are questioned by the cynical, but deep down you know the human consciousness is more than the flesh and tissue can account for. You tend to take a scientific observationist look on matters the average person wouldn't even begin to analyze. You personally are responsible for most of the ideas that are floating around in modern psychologist's/psychic's paltry little skulls. On the down side, you tend to be associated with that asshole Freud. C.G. Jung 92% Steven Morrissey 83% Elvis Presley 83% Dante Alighieri 75% Stephen Hawking 67% Mother Teresa 67% Friedrich Nietzsche 67% Miyamoto Musashi 67% Sigmund Freud 67% Adolf Hitler 50% Hugh Hefner 50% Charles Manson 50% O.J. Simpson 25% Jesus Christ 17% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

If I were a month I would be: October

If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday

If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight.

If I were a planet I would be: Earth

If I were a sea animal I would be: A mermaid

If I were a direction I would be: West

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A recliner

If I were a sin I would be: lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: Genghis Kahn

If I were a liquid I would be: saltwater

If I were a stone, I would be: turquoise

If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow

If I were a bird, I would be: a purple martin

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: tiger lily

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: thunderstorm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: xylophone

If I was something that floated through the air, I would be: an idea

If I were an animal, I would be: tiger

If I were a color, I would be: amber

If I were an emotion, I would be: love

If I were a vegetable, I would be: beet

If I were a sound, I would be: leaves in the breeze

If I were an element, I would be: silver

If I were a car, I would be: Chevy Super Sport

If I were a song, I would be: "Mala" by Liliana Felipe

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Pedro Almodovar

If I were a book, I would be written by: Gabriel Garcia Marquez

If I were a food, I would be: green chile

If I were a place, I would be: Jemez, NM

If I were a material, I would be: velvet

If I were a taste, I would be: pumpkin

If I were a scent, I would be: rain

If I were a word, I would be: passionate

If I were a body part I would be: forehead

If I were a facial expression I would be: contemplative

If I were a subject in school I would be: philosophy

If I were a comic book character I would be: Tank Girl

If I were a shape I would be: spiral

Vampire Mermaid

Your Vampire Name Is...

Athene of the Great Oceans

What's" Your Vampire Name?

Great big, hairy duh!

I'll bet you were all excited to take the Star Wars Personality Test (oooh! aaah!) -- only to be linked to the poster again. I would have been extremely disappointed, due to my passion for all things Star Wars as well as quizzes.

Click here. I think I did it right this time. These pointless quiz things do amuse me so much.

In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

I just took the Star Wars Personality Test and I am Luke, because I am an abstract, loyal idealist. You should take it, too. Go here and later let me know what you scored.

(PS - This poster was on my bedroom wall from 1977 until it ripped irreparably around 1982 or 1983.)

Arrr!!!

Avast me hearties!!!

It is I, Black Jenny Bonny, fresh from pillagin' and sailin' some rivers. (Feminist Pirates don't rape, but we can give you a stare that'll shiver your timbers.)

Methinks you find this pirate bit tiresome, but there has been on ongoing Pirate undercurrent in my life these past couple weeks, and Sirenas love to dive headfirst into an undercurrent.

If you want your own customized pirate name, you need to go to http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
because it's fun and takes about 3.5 minutes.

Also, I just bought Pussy, King of the Pirates by Kathy Acker. (This was also performed as a sort-of performance art opera with the Mekons in 1997.)

There are actually a whole bunch more Pirates popping up awry and everywhere in my life right now -- but I am sworn to confidentiality and can't post them. However, if you buy me a mojito, or some other delicious rum concoction, I might be persuaded to spill.