Schoolgirl Crushes I Have Nursed

Randolph Mantooth ...

Cher, before the plastic surgery ....

Wonder Woman (gulp!)

Who is hotter -- Bo Duke or the General Lee?

Every dorky girl who grew up in the 80s is in love with Han Solo and his roguish ways...

Prince or the Artist Formerly Known As Prince and back to Prince -- I've had an ongoing crush on him since I was 12 years old. I don't care if he's a midget, the man can write a dirty groove.

Cusack from The Sure Thing and in most everything ...



All of the many faces of Gary Oldman -- although he's kind of at his sexiest as a vampire.

Uma -- Hindi Goddess of Light and Mountains...

Jello .. how I loved your depth, brains and impish ways. I wanted to run away to San Francisco and be your campaign manager/ concubine.

Bob Marley please Satisfy My Soul

Angelina Jolie... back when she was crazy.

I'm not sure why, but I love Leguizamo...

Tank Girl, but of course....

I Am Really Mad At You

(I am working on a pseudo-intellectual post that is taking longer than I planned. Meanwhile, here is my pseudo-emotional post.)

If I were a month I would be: October

If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday

If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight.

If I were a planet I would be: Earth

If I were a sea animal I would be: A mermaid

If I were a direction I would be: West

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A recliner

If I were a sin I would be: lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: Genghis Kahn

If I were a liquid I would be: saltwater

If I were a stone, I would be: turquoise

If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow

If I were a bird, I would be: a purple martin

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: tiger lily

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: thunderstorm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: xylophone

If I was something that floated through the air, I would be: an idea

If I were an animal, I would be: tiger

If I were a color, I would be: amber

If I were an emotion, I would be: love

If I were a vegetable, I would be: beet

If I were a sound, I would be: leaves in the breeze

If I were an element, I would be: silver

If I were a car, I would be: Chevy Super Sport

If I were a song, I would be: "Mala" by Liliana Felipe

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Pedro Almodovar

If I were a book, I would be written by: Gabriel Garcia Marquez

If I were a food, I would be: green chile

If I were a place, I would be: Jemez, NM

If I were a material, I would be: velvet

If I were a taste, I would be: pumpkin

If I were a scent, I would be: rain

If I were a word, I would be: passionate

If I were a body part I would be: forehead

If I were a facial expression I would be: contemplative

If I were a subject in school I would be: philosophy

If I were a comic book character I would be: Tank Girl

If I were a shape I would be: spiral

Hyper - Vigilant

It just seems like there is so very much to keep track of lately. Which countries Bush is invading, which countries are forming coaltions against the US, yetis, bigfoot, UFOs, genetic engineering, which constitutional amendments have been suspended, job duties I am now responsible for that aren't part of my description, which ex-boyfriend is calling me....so very much to keep track of -- I am a good multi-tasker, but this is getting ridiculous.

The ex-boyfriend who wins will be the one who willingly takes over guard duty so I can get a good night's sleep. My eyes are burning and all of this necessary vigilance is exhausting.