If You Only Knew How True ...
According to the test, my heroic death is to be...
...Mauled by orphans
You are 58% Heroic!
Not many people know this, but orphans are purely carnivorous, and very dangerous in packs. Keep that in mind when you show up at the orphanage to donate that vegetarian meat loaf with salad and soy milk.
| Link: The Heroic Death Test written by xploded_face on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
10 comments:
Now we can get supermarket tabloid journalism with just a click of the mouse. No more standing in lines, to read those mind tingling screaming headlines.
Never realized how multi-talented you are.
orphans are in fact less dangerous than children who have the benefit of inside knowledge - remember that as they eat your liver with fava beans... sthsthsthsthsthsth!
Twit -- !!!
Pelmo -- I only wish it were Bat Boy
Deek -- Thanks for the heads up! ;~)
No wonder I drink. Your expertise on this magical machine just baffles me, as you overwhelm me with your vast collection of fact and fiction.
Pour moi, 50%. Bank robbery.
It's worse if they're all named Molly and they maul you at the mall. Trust me. . .
Pelmo -- I am suddenly overcome with fragrant manure...
Nigel St. -- Hooray for death by bank robbery!!!
Popeye -- Is that an obscure Annie reference?
So obscure I don't even know it.
66%-motorcycle lightning
Popeye: Molly was the littlest orphan in Annie. She sang "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile."
WoMama: Cool.
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