Tuesday, August 14, 2007

If You Only Knew How True ...

According to the test, my heroic death is to be...

...Mauled by orphans


You are 58% Heroic!



Not many people know this, but orphans are purely carnivorous, and very dangerous in packs. Keep that in mind when you show up at the orphanage to donate that vegetarian meat loaf with salad and soy milk.

Link: The Heroic Death Test written by xploded_face on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

11 comments:

twit said...

!

Pelmo said...

Now we can get supermarket tabloid journalism with just a click of the mouse. No more standing in lines, to read those mind tingling screaming headlines.

Never realized how multi-talented you are.

Deek Deekster said...

orphans are in fact less dangerous than children who have the benefit of inside knowledge - remember that as they eat your liver with fava beans... sthsthsthsthsthsth!

La Sirena said...

Twit -- !!!

Pelmo -- I only wish it were Bat Boy

Deek -- Thanks for the heads up! ;~)

Pelmo said...

No wonder I drink. Your expertise on this magical machine just baffles me, as you overwhelm me with your vast collection of fact and fiction.

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Pour moi, 50%. Bank robbery.

Popeye said...

It's worse if they're all named Molly and they maul you at the mall. Trust me. . .

La Sirena said...

Pelmo -- I am suddenly overcome with fragrant manure...

Nigel St. -- Hooray for death by bank robbery!!!

Popeye -- Is that an obscure Annie reference?

Popeye said...

So obscure I don't even know it.

Woodlandmama said...

66%-motorcycle lightning

La Sirena said...

Popeye: Molly was the littlest orphan in Annie. She sang "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile."

WoMama: Cool.