Monday, August 13, 2007

"Get Behind Me, Satan!"

But He turned and said unto Peter, "Get thee behind Me, Satan! Thou art an offense unto Me; for thou savorest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

Matthew 16:23

A great big christian bible quote goodbye for "Hot" Karl Rove who is leaving his post as Bush's Main Minion not because he wants to avoid prosecution for crimes against the nation such as voter fraud, but rather to ostensibly spend time with his family (pictured below.)


Pelmo said...

All the televangelists step aside here comes the Rev. La Sirena and her bible.

Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

El Rove turdo esta evacua el "White House" edificio; Rove esta une gigante frites de mer et uno hombre qui manger el cha-cha dos Presidente. Bush a el cha-cha quinto poco infentismale, se bueno por el intercourse d'anal.

Bueno, Rove, esta sucko el gigante cha-cha dicko por favor. Idiote.

Nihil said...

omg i love karl rove!!! he brought morality back 2 the white haus. vive la rove!

whenever i think of karl rove, i think of michael jackson's song p.y.t. pretty young thing.

JoeC said...

If there's anything I'm pretty sure about, it's that Karl Christian Rove (Could a mom have given her son a more inappropriate middle name?) did NOT go home to spend more time with his family. He's been salivating about his current position since he was 9 years old and got beat up by a little girl for having a Nixon sticker on his bike (I kid you not...)
So, after 30-some-odd years in the thick of Washington, he's telling us his home life can't wait one single more year? He's as full of BS as he's always been. But I'm glad he's gone. Now, if we can only get him under oath and put him behind bars! ;-)

La Sirena said...

Pelmo -- Like you, I got my bible schooling from the Jesuits -- the Church's Soldiers of Christ. The televangelists had better watch themselves, as they are intellectual midgets and spiritual weaklings comparatively.

Nigel... El Sr. Rove tiene que salir del Pentágono antes de encontrarse en el carcel. Ahora, va a bailarse con el Diablo en Tejás, hasta el próximo demónio de los grandes gobiernos republicanos se tratan en asumar el control del todo el mundo.

Nihil -- I know you want to give Hot Karl some tender lovin care and you will take him there... (yes you will.)

Joe -- Good Rovecdotes!!! Unfortunately, I think he left to avoid prosecution. Frankly, I am so completely overcome by the wussitude of Congress, they probably agreed never to enforce a subpeona if he went away for the rest of the term. He's probably setting his sights on the next horse he plans to back.

Nihil said...

My name is Legion, for we are many