Hyper - Vigilant

It just seems like there is so very much to keep track of lately. Which countries Bush is invading, which countries are forming coaltions against the US, yetis, bigfoot, UFOs, genetic engineering, which constitutional amendments have been suspended, job duties I am now responsible for that aren't part of my description, which ex-boyfriend is calling me....so very much to keep track of -- I am a good multi-tasker, but this is getting ridiculous.

The ex-boyfriend who wins will be the one who willingly takes over guard duty so I can get a good night's sleep. My eyes are burning and all of this necessary vigilance is exhausting.