I've spent the last 2 hours in my spaceship/lazyboy in a very sexy ensemble consisting of a sweatshirt and mismatched athletic socks, reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time ever and eating lunchmeat and a popsicle for dinner.
A couple of weeks ago, my cat brought home his pregnant girlfriend. She was hungry and cold and moved right in without so much as a meow. This means I should have at least 5 felines in residence by Valentine's Day.
Soon my conversion to Crazy Cat Lady will be complete!!!