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a. A portable cabinet with drawers.
b. An adult who is attracted to adults of the same sex
c. An adult who is sexually attracted to children.
a. Bright and cheery
b. An adult who is sexually attracted to children
c. Having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex
3. Gay Bashing
a. Protecting an underage intern from a sexual predator
b. Publicly outing a pedophile in Congress
c. Beating or persecuting someone because they are gay/ homosexual
a. A hot adolescent who really wants it
b. Illegal Wiretapping
c. The Patriot Act
a. The process of bombing the hell out of another country until we get their oil
b. The process of invading another country in order to make them do what we say
c. The process whereby interested parties resolve disputes, agree upon courses of action, bargain for individual or collective advantage, and/or attempt to craft outcomes which serve their mutual interests.
d. Pissing off a power-crazed adversary with a hair-trigger temper until he begins detonating nuclear weapons. Blame your predecessor for the behavior of your adversary and his nuclear target practice.
a. The religious system which follows the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth
b. The only correct and morally sound religion
c. A handy tool in the practice of Social Engineering