"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."--From Hamlet (II, ii, 115-117)
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green eggs and hamlet?
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"What a piece of shit is man! How nutty unreasonable! how infinite in fuckedupness! in form and moving, how express and purge your lunch! in action how like an asshole! in apprehension, how like a goofball! the buggery of the world! the piss of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of douche? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your shitting you seem to say so." fr. Nigel Shakespeare, 1722.
My long lost ancestor.
How did you lose your ancestor? Was it because he smelled like shit?
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