Thursday, March 15, 2007

The Oval Office Shakespearian Players

(The Oval Office Shakespearian Troupe presents The Tragedie of Julius Caeser, by William Shakespeare to celebrate the Ides of March.)


Scene: A crowd of US citizens dance and cheer, for US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald is slated to testify before Harry Waxman and a special committee of the US Congress this week. The people are overcome with joy -- the time of impunity is running out for the House of Bush and perhaps the Immortal Ones will finally be held accountable for the evil they have been sowing since the Nixon Administration -- or the entire lifespan of a certain mermaid.

Act I, Scene II

SOOTHSAYER.
Caesar!
CAESAR.
Ha! Who calls?

CASCA.
Bid every noise be still. Peace yet again!
CAESAR.
Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music,
Cry "Caesar."
Speak, Caesar is turn'd to hear.

SOOTHSAYER.
Beware the ides of March.

CAESAR.
What man is that?
BRUTUS.
A soothsayer you beware the ides of March.
CAESAR.
Set him before me let me see his face.
CASSIUS.
Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar.
CAESAR.
What say'st thou to me now? Speak once again.

SOOTHSAYER.
Beware the ides of March.
CAESAR.
He is a dreamer; let us leave him. Pass.















Scene: The crowd stands still with heads down and mouths agape as the wicked house of Bush gives them the finger yet again, just like they do every day -- and Patrick Fitzgerald is nowhere to be found.
But watch closely for they are not only flipping us off, my fellow Americans, they are preparing to stab Gonzales in the back for carrying out their evil plots and failing to realize that he wasn't REALLY a crony.

And don't forget that Dick Cheney holds the United States in the palm of his very red hand. :













And once again the Foully Powerful Ones walk away from any charges or accountability for the havoc they have wrought.

4 comments:

JoeC said...

What a wicked pack of caluminous beef-witted scoundrels!

La Sirena said...

Aye, m'lord.
And pribbling tickle-brained punks they are, as well.

humpty dumpty said...

Hi Jennifer a propos nothing - thanks for your kind message, blogging unfortunately fuels the psychotic in me so must break off for now - take care - anon.

La Sirena said...

OK, HD. Take it easy and thanks for getting back to me.