Super Freak

I met Rick James about a year before he died. It was Halloween and I was bartending at a blues club at the time. He walked in, looked me in the eye and said "Give me a Crown, bitch!" I raised my eyebrows and...poured the damn drink. I really wanted to hear him jam.

The Mines is open until 4 a.m., so a lot of musicians show up after their shows to jam. Sometimes about 20 people cram up on the stage. All of the guys were jockeying for solos, trying to show off -- it was one of the worst jams ever. They tried to coax Rick up to jam -- but he was too busy trying to feel up all of the waitresses, which was funny since so many customers were throwing themselves at him. He never did jam and I was pissed -- I really wanted to hear him.

Anyway, I about wet my pants with laughter when I saw
"Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories" on Chapelle's Show. He WAS Rick James, bitch.

So I took the random humor test -- which I though was pretty funny -- and I scored!

Rick James! You scored 13 randomness!

You're Rick James! Now we're talking! You have a carefree style, a lot of charisma, and a superior sense of humor. Let's not forget, some fuckin' outfits to boot. You invented some of the finest songs, and you ooze class. To do this well, you are definitely worth of the title Rick James!

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 56% on randomness

Link: The Flawless Random Humor Test written by lolhello on Ok Cupid