Coalition Building

Dear W,

Iran's leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been coalition building in South America this week. First he met with Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela and then he met with Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega. Ahmadinejad has asked that Venezuela and Nicaragua stand with him against the US.

Do you understand how brutally screwed we will be if we are attacked from the south, W? Especially, since you've sent so many of our forces and weapons to Iraq? Please ask Cheney and Wolfowitz to explain it to you. Then go say a prayer to the ghost of Ronald Reagan, thanking him for the whole Iran Contra Affair which most likely established much of the common ground between Iran and Nicaragua. He might give you some advice about the outcome of meddling with the sovereignty and government of other nations. Although Reagan was smart enough to hire mercenaries. But then, he had your dad and Cheney to advise him. Oh...yeah...

You do NOT have our permission to move your war to Iran. Can't you find something else to do instead -- like falling off the wagon, getting blown by an intern or being "born again" again? Or wait -- what about working on a realistic plan to reduce the massive defecit you've amassed?

Sincerely,
La Sirena

P.S. If you click on the map below, you'll see that both Nicaragua and Venezuela are very strategically located, in reference to our southern border. Then you should think about that for a very long time.