Arrr!!!

Avast me hearties!!!

It is I, Black Jenny Bonny, fresh from pillagin' and sailin' some rivers. (Feminist Pirates don't rape, but we can give you a stare that'll shiver your timbers.)

Methinks you find this pirate bit tiresome, but there has been on ongoing Pirate undercurrent in my life these past couple weeks, and Sirenas love to dive headfirst into an undercurrent.

If you want your own customized pirate name, you need to go to http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
because it's fun and takes about 3.5 minutes.

Also, I just bought Pussy, King of the Pirates by Kathy Acker. (This was also performed as a sort-of performance art opera with the Mekons in 1997.)

There are actually a whole bunch more Pirates popping up awry and everywhere in my life right now -- but I am sworn to confidentiality and can't post them. However, if you buy me a mojito, or some other delicious rum concoction, I might be persuaded to spill.